January 2011
87 posts
December 2010
106 posts
Grey's Anatomy, House, Scrubs, Dr. 90210, Nip/Tuck...
Grey's Anatomy, House, Scrubs, Dr. 90210, Nip/Tuck...
Advisors tell you that you have to balance your...
Advisors tell you that you have to balance your...
You can name the four people in your class who are...
You can name the four people in your class who are...
You've ever heard the phrase "You must be smart,...
You've ever heard the phrase "You must be smart,...
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You know that specialties are pre-defined by...
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You know that specialties are pre-defined by...
You have named a dead person ... and talked to...
You have named a dead person ... and talked to...
You have eliminated the suffix LOGY from your...
You have eliminated the suffix LOGY from your...
You see neurons in soap suds in your shower.
If you go out of town for the weekend, you take...
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Mistakable :
1. The pancreas does not secrete inulin. The insula does not secrete insulin. 2. Trachoma is not a neoplasm of the Trachea. 3. Rheumatoid factor has nothing to do with Rh factor. 4. Esophageal Varices should be caused by Varicella, but they’re not. 5. Rickets should be caused by Rickettsia, but it’s not. 6. Just because your fever relapses does not mean you have Relapsing Fever. 7....
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Mistakable :
1. The pancreas does not secrete inulin. The insula does not secrete insulin. 2. Trachoma is not a neoplasm of the Trachea. 3. Rheumatoid factor has nothing to do with Rh factor. 4. Esophageal Varices should be caused by Varicella, but they’re not. 5. Rickets should be caused by Rickettsia, but it’s not. 6. Just because your fever relapses does not mean you have Relapsing Fever. 7....
funny medical charts
The following are actual, unedited, notes written by doctors on patients’ medical charts:
1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
2. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared completely.
3. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
4. The patient has been depressed ever...
funny medical charts
The following are actual, unedited, notes written by doctors on patients’ medical charts:
1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
2. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared completely.
3. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
4. The patient has been depressed ever...
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He wanted to be castrated
The young man was quite adamant. He insisted to the surgeon that he wanted to be castrated. The surgeon pointed out that this was a drastic step for a young man to take and strongly urged him to reconsider his request.
“No,” said the young man, “I have thought long and hard about it, I have read all there is about it and my mind is made up. I must have the operation.”
The operation was duly...
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He wanted to be castrated
The young man was quite adamant. He insisted to the surgeon that he wanted to be castrated. The surgeon pointed out that this was a drastic step for a young man to take and strongly urged him to reconsider his request.
“No,” said the young man, “I have thought long and hard about it, I have read all there is about it and my mind is made up. I must have the operation.”
The operation was duly...
You’re completely socially retarded when you hang...
You remember mnemonics from anatomy, but don't...
You remember mnemonics from anatomy, but don't...
Common Phrases Medical Students Must Avoid:
1. This won’t hurt at all — many procedures do hurt, at least a little, even when performed with skill, and patients would rather know that going in. Pediatricians, in particular, must be careful that patients don’t eventually take such assurances as a prelude to pain. Try, “This could be a little uncomfortable,” or “This will hurt some, but it’ll be...
Common Phrases Medical Students Must Avoid:
1. This won’t hurt at all — many procedures do hurt, at least a little, even when performed with skill, and patients would rather know that going in. Pediatricians, in particular, must be careful that patients don’t eventually take such assurances as a prelude to pain. Try, “This could be a little uncomfortable,” or “This will hurt some, but it’ll be...
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when you feel hungry during dissection?
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when you feel hungry during dissection?
Surgery rotation General Tips :
This rotation can be one of the most memorable experiences, but we also recognize that it can be quite intimidating.some tips on how to excel on this rotation: 1-Try to meet the patient preoperatively in the Pre-Care area. 2-Wear appropriate attire – scrubs, scrub hat, mask, eye protection, and shoe covers. 3-This is a great time for procedures – learn to place a foley, start an IV, prep the...
Surgery rotation General Tips :
This rotation can be one of the most memorable experiences, but we also recognize that it can be quite intimidating.some tips on how to excel on this rotation: 1-Try to meet the patient preoperatively in the Pre-Care area. 2-Wear appropriate attire – scrubs, scrub hat, mask, eye protection, and shoe covers. 3-This is a great time for procedures – learn to place a foley, start an IV, prep the...
Your tongue becomes the most used, flexible part...
Benzothiazapine,benzodiazepine,benzothiadiazine,phenothiazine…. Triamterene,tripitramine,trimethoprim,triflupromazine….
The Redneck Dictionary of Medical Terms
Artery…………………………..The study of paintings. Bacteria…………………………Back door to a cafeteria. Barium………………………….What doctors do when patients die. Benign………………………….What you be after you be eight Cesarean Section…………….A neighborhood in Rome. CTscan………………………….Searching for kitty. Cauterize……………………….Made eye contact with her. Colic…………………………….A sheep dog. Coma……………………………A punctuation mark. D &...
All the parts of the body argued over who would be...
Who’s the Boss?
When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be boss.
The brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body, he should be boss. The legs argued that since they took man wherever he wanted to go, they should be boss. The stomach countered with the explanation that since he digested all the food, he should be boss. The eyes said that...
You’re completely socially retarded when you hang...